{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Moment\u00e1n","provider_url":"https:\/\/ezaz.cafeblog.hu","author_name":"Palomaa","author_url":"https:\/\/ezaz.cafeblog.hu\/author\/Palomaa\/","title":"....by HOFI","html":"<div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><br><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u2013 A temet\u0151re az van ki\u00edrva: FELT\u00c1MADUNK!<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u2013 Akk\u00f3 m\u00e1' jobb a kocsma, me' oda meg az, hogy SOSE HALUNK MEG.<\/span><img src=\"https:\/\/ezaz.cafeblog.hu\/files\/elelem_bere06.jpg\" class=\"blogkep\" align=\"right\"><\/dd><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u2013 M\u0171v\u00e9sz \u00far, r\u00e9gen l\u00e1ttam!<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u2013 Ja, r\u00e9gen \u00e9n is.<\/span><\/dd><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Any\u00f3som fekszik az \u00e1gyon: \u2013 ...Jaaaaj. ...Meghalok... Egy p\u00f3k m\u00e1szik a plafonon... \u2013 Anyuka! Egyszerre csak egy dologgal tess\u00e9k foglalkozni!<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Sz\u00f3jap\u00f6rk\u00f6lt, sz\u00f3jakolb\u00e1sz, sz\u00f3jafas\u00edrozott, sz\u00f3lj a n\u0151v\u00e9rk\u00e9nek, hogy befostam!<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u2013 What is this kerek?<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u2013 Zs\u00f6mle, te barom!<\/span><\/dd><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Azt\u00e1n j\u00f6tt a roham \u00e1m...<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Mentem is az \u00e1gy al\u00e1.<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Tal\u00e1lkoztam k\u00e9t kacs\u00e1val...<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Az egyik kacsa az volt hogy j\u00f3l \u00e9l\u00fcnk, ...azt\u00e1n tele lett az is...<\/span><\/dd><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u00c9n vagyok a magyar n\u00e9pgazdas\u00e1g. Az\u00e9rt vagyok felakasztva, mert \u00edgy legal\u00e1bb \u00fagy l\u00e1tszik, mintha \u00e1lln\u00e9k.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">H\u00e1t, sz\u00e9lv\u00e9dettnek sz\u00e9lv\u00e9dett, de megmarad a b\u00fcd\u00f6s is... (A dilih\u00e1zas jelenetben megk\u00e9rdezi \u00c1rp\u00e1d vez\u00e9rt, mi\u00e9rt a K\u00e1rp\u00e1t\u2013medenc\u00e9be telepedett le a Honfoglal\u00e1skor.)<\/span><\/li><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Az elvt\u00e1rsak kedveskednek az egyh\u00e1znak. ...h\u00e1tha odaadja a perselyt.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Hidd el nekem, itt h\u00e1rmat foghatsz:<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Kossuth\u2013ot, Szabad Eur\u00f3p\u00e1t, meg a pof\u00e1dat.<\/span><\/dd><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Az orsz\u00e1gnak nem most lett rossz!<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Neeem.<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Most vett\u00e9k \u00e9szre!!!<\/span><\/dd><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">A kapitalist\u00e1knak most rossz, n\u00e1lunk meg az\u00e9rt nem j\u00f3...<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Tudom \u00e1m, az MSZP\u2013nek mi\u00e9rt szegf\u0171 a jelk\u00e9pe!<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Mert a szeghez kalap\u00e1cs kell, a f\u0171h\u00f6z meg sarl\u00f3!<\/span><\/dd><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Etess\u00e9tek any\u00e1tokat!<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Isten, Haza, Csal\u00e1d! = Isten se megy Haza, am\u00edg otthon van a Csal\u00e1d...<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">A fociban az a l\u00e9nyeg, hogy a labd\u00e1t, ahhoz passzold, akin ugyanolyan sz\u00edn\u0171 mez van, mint rajtad. Ja! \u00c9s futni kell! A v\u00edzilabd\u00e1ban ezt m\u00e1r r\u00e9g kital\u00e1lt\u00e1k: aki nem \u00faszik \u2013 megfullad.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Te, 'sti a feles\u00e9geddel hogyan csin\u00e1lj\u00e1tok? Te vagy fel\u00fcl? \u2013 Nem, \u00fagy t\u00e9riszonyom van. \u2013 S'all\u00fa'? \u2013 \u00dagy meg fulladok. \u2013 S'\u00f3darr\u00fa'? \u2013 \u00dagy meg nem l\u00e1tom a TV\u2013t.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Te k\u00e9pzeld, a feles\u00e9gem krumplip\u00fcr\u00e9t akart csin\u00e1lni a r\u00e1ntotth\u00fashoz, de amikor kiment a kamr\u00e1ba krumpli\u00e9rt, \u00f6sszeesett, \u00e9s meghalt. \u2013 S'te, mit csin\u00e1lt\u00e1l? \u2013 H\u00e1' rizst.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Ezt \u00e9n nem \u00e9rtem. Fogt\u00e1k, oszt puff, kir\u00fagt\u00e1k a Postabank eg\u00e9sz eln\u00f6ks\u00e9g\u00e9t. Orb\u00e1n Viktor j\u00f6tt, menedzs\u2013ment.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Nyugd\u00edjas \u2013 \u00e1lm\u00e1ban! \u2013 el\u0151veszi a h\u0171t\u0151b\u0151l a t\u00f6lt\u00f6tt k\u00e1poszt\u00e1t. El\u0151veszi a gyuf\u00e1t, de az utols\u00f3 gyufasz\u00e1l leesik a f\u00f6ldre. Nagy nehezen lehajol \u00e9rte, de ahogy felegyenesedik, beveri a fej\u00e9t a szekr\u00e9nybe. Felriad: a francba, ettem volna meg hidegen!...<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Tee figyelj, a te feles\u00e9ged hogy szeretkezik? \u2013 Van, aki dics\u00e9ri, van aki nem...<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">H\u00e9! Te! Nem ismersz meg? \u2013 Nem. H\u00e1 ne mond m\u00e1! H\u00e1 nem mondtam. M\u00e9r, te ki vagy? \u2013 H\u00e1t nem eml\u00e9kszel? \u2013 Nem. \u2013 H\u00e1t 56\u2013ban egy\u00fctt l\u0151tt\u00fck a p\u00e1rth\u00e1zat! \u2013 Mikor? Melyiket? \u2013 H\u00e1t... mikor melyiket!<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Ez itt a hall\u00f3 fi\u00fak, hall\u00f3 l\u00e1nyok. Szeretettel k\u00f6sz\u00f6nt\u00f6k minden hall\u00f3 fi\u00fat \u00e9s l\u00f3 l\u00e1nyt! ...iz\u00e9 hall\u00f3 l\u00e1nyt.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Super channel, Sky channel, Felejtsen el...<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Csatorna?! Kan\u00e1lis! A csatorn\u00e1ban nincs ennyi sz*r. (V\u00e9lem\u00e9nye az 1997\u2013ben indult k\u00e9t orsz\u00e1gos kereskedelmi telev\u00edzi\u00f3r\u00f3l)<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u2013Megismer?<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Mire az elad\u00f3: \u2013Nem.<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u2013\u00c9n vagyok a v\u00e1s\u00e1rl\u00f3!<\/span><\/dd><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Ez az \u00faj magyar \u00fcd\u00edt\u0151ital lett ez a \u2013 nem a Pepsi, dehogy \u2013, a Deit. De itt meg k\u00f6ll innom, ha akarom, ha nem!<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Tudod mi\u00e9rt j\u00f3 a kerekesk\u00fat? \u2013 Oda lehet tolni, ahol v\u00edz van.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Magyarorsz\u00e1gon az egy f\u0151re jut\u00f3 bunk\u00f3k sz\u00e1ma: kett\u0151.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">A korrupci\u00f3 az, amib\u0151l mi kimaradunk.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Lenin engem m\u00e1r sz\u00ednesben \u00e1lmodott. Mert mint tudjuk, az \u00e1lom sz\u00ednes... a felkel\u00e9s el\u0151tt.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Mindennek van hat\u00e1ra, kiv\u00e9ve az emberi h\u00fclyes\u00e9gnek \u00e9s a Szovjetuni\u00f3nak.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">A vil\u00e1gon az emberi \u00e9sz van a legjobban sz\u00e9tosztva. Mindenki meg van gy\u0151z\u0151dve r\u00f3la, hogy neki egy kicsivel t\u00f6bb jutott.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Az \u00e9let olyan, mint a motor. Be kell r\u00fagni, m\u00e1sk\u00e9nt nem megy.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">A h\u00e1bor\u00fa ut\u00e1n \u00e9jszak\u00e1nk\u00e9nt a falakra meszelt\u00fck: \"Le az \u00e1rdr\u00e1g\u00edt\u00f3kkal!\" \u2013 Az a probl\u00e9m\u00e1m, hogy maradt egy v\u00f6d\u00f6r m\u00e9sz.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><img style=\"width: 240px; height: 176px;\" src=\"https:\/\/ezaz.cafeblog.hu\/files\/elelem_bere09.jpg\" class=\"blogkep\" align=\"left\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u00c9n elszabtam,<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">te elszabtad,<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u0151 elszabta,<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">mi elszabtuk;<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">ha elszabtuk,<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">h\u00e1t elszabtuk,<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">ut\u00f3lag m\u00e1r szabhatjuk<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">(szab\u2013tara\u2013raram... \u2013hatjuk!).<\/span><\/dd><\/dl><br><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dt><br><\/dt><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Kell egy kis \u00e1ramsz\u00fcnet<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Id\u0151nk\u00e9nt mindenkinek,<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u00c9s azt\u00e1n megint mehet<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Minden tov\u00e1bb.<\/span><\/dd><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">...a bar\u00e1t olyan, mint az es\u0151kab\u00e1t az el\u0151szob\u00e1ban. Amikor nincs sz\u00fcks\u00e9g r\u00e1, \u201ecsendesen\" meglapul a polcon, de amikor esik, a s\u00f6t\u00e9tben is megtal\u00e1lom, hiszen OTT VAN!<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Any\u00f3s: Te, G\u00e9za!? Mi durrant, az Izaura?<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Fogadni mern\u00e9k, ha a Videoton rak\u00e9t\u00e1kat gy\u00e1rtana, azon lehetne fogni a cseh 1\u2013et meg a cseh 2\u2013\u0151t.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Mit ad Isten, illetve hogy \u2013 hogy nem, Elvt\u00e1rsak ...<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Hogy t\u00f6rt\u00e9nt, k\u00e9rdezi a rend\u0151r:<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Elvesztettem az R\u2013Go\u00b4s lemezemet, meg Any\u00e1mnak az R\u2013GO\u00b4s \u00fcvegit. Otthon mindenem megvan, van Hi\u2013fi tornyom meg vide\u00f3m, izgalomra v\u00e1gytam.<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u2013 Na pubi! Ha legk\u00f6zelebb is izgalomra v\u00e1gysz, ott van mindj\u00e1rt a jobb kezed. Nem mondom babra munka ... Azt\u00e1n j\u00f6n a bal als\u00f3 mad\u00e1rfog\u00e1s \u00e9s a v\u00e9g\u00e9n nem kell szak\u00edtani.<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">A m\u00e1sik meg egy k\u00f6zm\u0171velt barom volt, azt mondja:<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u2013 Az ugy, ugy volt, hogy a p\u00e9nzel a rabol\u00f3, a p\u00e9nzel elsz\u00e1guldott egy D\u00e1csi\u00e1val.<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Puff ezen bukott le, mert mivel tudjuk Elvt\u00e1rsak, a D\u00e1csia az sok mindent tud. Sz\u00e9trohad, sz\u00e9tesik, \u00f6sszet\u00f6rik de speciell sz\u00e1guldani, azt nem.<\/span><\/dd><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Veszelka, veszel kab\u00e1tot?<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Vanyinya, vanyinya, vanyinyava ...?!<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u2013 Brezsnyev Elvt\u00e1rs, ez egy sz\u00e9p Mei\u00dfeni porcel\u00e1n<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Brezsnyev: Vanyinya, vanyinya, vanyinyava ...?!<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">\u2013 Brezsnyev Elvt\u00e1rs, h\u00e1t mi\u00e9rt ford\u00edtja meg mind\u00edg?<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Brezsnyev: Keresem a t\u0171t amivel kilehet t\u0171zni.<\/span><\/dd><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Bedobom a b\u00e1natom a Dun\u00e1ba \u00e9s a kedves szeret\u0151met ut\u00e1nna,<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">meg telt m\u00e1r a tarisznya, ..... lett\u00e9l, .... lett\u00e9l Mariska,<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">J\u00f3 a k\u00e9pvisel\u0151 f\u00e1nk, jaj de nagy lett a pof\u00e1nk,<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">s\u00edrva vigad a Magyar, \u00e9ljen a Dunakanyar,<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">...<\/span><\/dd><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Any\u00f3s: Te, G\u00e9za!? Tudod mi az \u00f6tvenegy \u00e9s f\u00e9l sz\u00e1zal\u00e9k? A tan\u00e1cseln\u00f6k meg az Anyja. \u00d6 m\u00e9g f\u00e9l.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Le\u00e9r\u00fcnk a ment\u0151aut\u00f3hoz, any\u00f3som ut\u00f3l\u00e9rt. A k\u00e9t ment\u0151s mindj\u00e1rt el\u00e1jult, mivel el\u0151tte nem tal\u00e1lkoztak.Mit mondott a mama, figyelj:<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">- G\u00e9za, szem\u00e9lyazonoss\u00e1gi n\u00e1lad van, mert szokt\u00e1k k\u00e9rni.<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">- Hogy az Istenbe!<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">De m\u00e9g nincs v\u00e9ge. Azt mondja erre:<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">- Puszit nem adsz?<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">K\u00e9sz,puff!K\u00f3ma, k\u00f3ma, a k\u00f3maasszony is.<\/span><\/dd><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">K\u00e9rdezt\u00e9k any\u00f3somt\u00f3l,hogy:<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><dl style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">- Mi baja volt a G\u00e9z\u00e1nak?<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">- Mint az Antall-korm\u00e1nynak. Infrastrukt\u00far\u00e1ja volt.<\/span><\/dd><dd><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Az Istenbe besz\u00e9l m\u00e1r bele, mama!<\/span><\/dd><\/dl><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Tudod mit csin\u00e1lok, ha kij\u00f3zanodom? Berugok ,k\u00e9pzeld el! Te-tervgazd\u00e1lkod\u00e1s a l\u00e9nyege az eg\u00e9sznek.<\/span><\/li><\/ul><div style=\"font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\"> <\/span><\/div><ul style=\"text-align: justify; font-weight: bold;\"><li><span style=\"color: rgb(128, 0, 51);\">Sov\u00e1ny, m\u00e9r megint r\u00f6h\u00f6gsz, te. Amire \u00e9n elkezdek fogyni, te m\u00e1r r\u00e9g eml\u00e9km\u0171 leszel, ha akarod tudni.<\/span><\/li><\/ul>","type":"rich"}